Mow, Mow, Mow the Lawns

As we were not among the lucky souls that went to their heavenly reward yesterday, we are stuck here on earth with not one, but two lawns to mow; our rental villa and our new house. Since we cannot tear down the old house (more on that later, all you preservationists) for a month or more, we must maintain it so as not to advertise its attractions to all the bored teenagers in town.